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27 March 2006 

Time to Floss my Sh*t

People continue to amaze me. If you are ready to take your ride to a new level of idiocy, check out the PimpStars. I am sure they only weigh 120 lbs. a piece, which does wonders for suspension components, ride, and handling. Assclowns across the country have been defying logic for several years now, ruining their cars in the name of "looking cool".


These new wheels get me thinking, though. Hmmmmm.....a new way to communicate with other drivers. I wonder if I could program these things on the fly? Just off the top of my head, here are a few short little snippits I might slap on my dubs:

1. USE UR SIGNALS!
2. BANDANAS R COOL
3. G.E.D WASNT B.I.G.
4. MOVE B4 I RAM U
5. STEAMING POS

If you read my earlier post on the my Lexus GS 300 and the things that people do to them, you will realize what the fate of my car is.